No passport needed

News like this puts so much pep in my step, I burn calories sitting still. Sure, it confirms that I am the very definition of a "poser," but I will accept that title in exchange for a chance to get closer to my TV heart-throb. I know his brand better than his talents, but I plan to change that in preparation for the next World Cup. Suddenly the investment in the ridiculously over-the-top TV feels like a wise decision...now, if only his creepy wife weren't joining him for the trip.

Sigh.